Now marriage will be “rare”.

Ishaq Dar is treating the people so that everyone is shouting and roaring, so his name is now becoming famous as Ishaq Dar, the way he has decided to put the middle and poor Pakistanis on the gallows.

Given this, the future historian (if his parents were able to bring him into the world without starving and dying) may also call him “Isaac”. Not until a few months ago, he was Isaac Darling.

He was the prince of dreams who came and clipped Cinderella’s body, the nation was waiting for “someone will come and bring heart chain”, the dollar was thought to be Dar Sahib’s pet pigeon, which he They will call out “Aaaah” and he will rush to their feet.

To some extent this happened, the dollar came down a little, perhaps to see if Isaac Darr had come, and then he looked and flew away with joy, saying, “The masterpiece he was waiting for has arrived.” So much so that the parrots in the hands of Dar Sahib also flew away and the fan of the people also flew away and sank into the distant horizon. Then the game of “Bird flew, crow flew” started and everything went on, petrol, electricity, gas, commodities, vegetables, meat and milk. Everything flew out of reach of common man.

And now Dar Sahib has presented the mini budget. In fact, “mini” is an insult to this giant and heavy budget, and the word “mini” has been Russianized, to which the word has been heard protesting, “Mini is infamous, darling.” Ling for you.

Thus, this mini-budget has struck lightning on every sector, but the irony is that marriage has also been hit by it and a decision has been taken to levy ten percent tax on wedding ceremonies held in halls. This initiative of Dar Sahib is in line with our expectation.

Who better than him knows how important marriage is not only for life but also for politics and business. This is the marriage through which someone becomes a bridegroom, then someone becomes a brother-in-law, brother-in-law and Samdhi.

It means to say that marriage is such a great and important ritual that it causes a person to hold the position of samdhi, and then the person who becomes samdhi can do whatever he wants with the money, the only condition is that one Let ‘Samdhi Nawaz’ be available, who is also ‘Sharif’.

I wish Allama Iqbal would have advised Muslims to become “mardi-simdhi” instead of becoming “mardu-muman” and would have said poems like “the country is the heritage of a mardi-simdhi” or “the recognition of a simdhi that the property is lost in it.” This message would have spread quickly and I don’t know how many men would have been born, but the nation did not need Allama Iqbal to reach this message, it reached the nation without him, and now this message is so open to the nation. She has started lovingly calling Samadhi “Ransomdhi”. Those whose Urdu is very weak have now understood the meaning of samdhi, so no need to explain, if you still do not understand the meaning of samdhi, it is your unforgivable misunderstanding.

Samadhi was mentioned in such a way that it is mentioned in every language these days, otherwise there was talk of taxes on marriage ceremonies.

The thing is, that in the opinion of the Finance Minister, if a man marries, then there are children, if there are children, then they get married, thus the inevitable result of every marriage is in the form of samdhi, so such “profitable” Why not test the relationship?

Based on Darsaheb’s personal experience, according to this logic, only marriage should be taxed, but he kindly proposed to levy tax only on the marriage ceremony even if it is held in a hall.

The news of this tax is no less than doomsday for the virgins, who were thinking of turning yellow but now their faces are red with anger. But what does our dear Ishaq Dar care about anyone’s celibacy, he is so brave and careless that according to his own words, he had announced to talk to someone by looking into his eyes.

The news has reached us through Sena Gazette that he had even looked into the eyes of the IMF. Seeing him like this, the IMF got shy and shyly started singing an old song, “Don’t look into your eyes, everyone is watching you, don’t do this”, but Dar Sahib didn’t stop.

They thought that just like sugar in tea, salt in curry and nation’s money can’t be taken out if it gets stuck in the pocket, in the same way if the eyes are put in the eyes, they can’t be taken out. If taken out, the eyes did not protest that “Why did they take out.” Their eyes would have been in the eyes of the IMF by now.

He had an order, instruction or advice from somewhere that “Mian! How long will you keep stealing eyes from the nation waiting for the promise of an agreement from the IMF?

Take out your eyes as if you had left the country, otherwise we will not be able to meet the nation at all. Because of the eyes and then the surrender, the Minister of Finance has also started to be called “Ishaq Dal”.

Dar Sahib’s fair and “calculating” nature did not allow eyes to be in the eyes of others and weapons to be surrendered to him and his own to be forgotten, so he burdened the nation with taxes, trampled the poor. And put the fodder of “it will not affect the common man” to digest the mini-budget before the public. Here by the common man he means the common man of Ghana, Mozambique, Bhutan, Zimbabwe, Cuba, etc., who will surely not be affected by his mini-budget.

The Finance Minister not only gave mini-budgets, consolations and comforts, he also advised the people to adopt simplicity. It is actually their own simplicity, about which it is said, “Who will not die on this simplicity, O God.” Dear brother! What have you left to the public for luxury! Hozor! Our people are so “simple” that they repeatedly elect those political parties who consider even the notes in the pockets of these simple people as “simple”, like you and your party “Sada Haq Ethe Rak”. It is doing this under the non-disclosure policy.

We are sure that the public pressure campaign of our Finance Minister will not be limited to taxes on marriage ceremonies, very soon you will hear that Nikah Khawan’s fees, wedding ceremony, salami, shoe printing, car parking have also been taxed. Then marriage in this country will be rare, and it is feared that every tax-stricken virgin will take the form of Sheikh Rashid, the “national virgin” for Ishaq Dar’s party.