Dast and Garbaan – Express Urdu

Illegally profiteering administration is quiet, load shedding of gas, stoves committed suicide during Suhoor and Iftar because their food gas was not available to them. Elections are impossible on May 14 because officials are not available. For the first time, the country’s institutions are at odds with each other. Citizen Chaudhry Imtiaz has filed a petition in the Supreme Court to remove President Alvi from office. Pakistan’s foreign debt has increased to 136 billion dollars. reached Traffic jams have become normal, citizens are victims of torture, now after giving so much information, I can wish Eid Mubarak to my beloved readers.

Come on! They start crying about the situation. Day by day, the prices of electricity, gas and petrol have enlightened fourteen sections of the nation and in this light, the nation is smiling and crying and yes, a funny thing is not heard from you that when the nation got gas. No, I don’t know why the gas bills are coming in thousands under the lamp of God’s religion. They say that more than 10 crore people have benefited from the free flour, while the total population of Punjab is 13 crore.

I have heard that the animals also smelled it and turned away. Now it is a different matter to know the animals and to know the flour. The price of flour has increased up to three times. Now only sins are left. There is also a news that in the past days 3 Chalia, gatka and mainpuri worth millions of rupees were recovered from the buses. Kudos to those who worked hard on it. It is another matter what happened to the vehicles that were left. A former general was saying that the countrymen Angels will not come to fix the situation, gentlemen, choose good people, good people have now taken the form of good spouses.

On the other hand, it has been decided to promote the cycle to clean Islamabad from pollution. Let the longing of the nation’s heart have been fulfilled and now the nation should not enjoy the privileges of the members of the assembly that now MNA, advisor, federal minister, provincial minister. So, with a stone on the heart, they will come to the Assembly on a bicycle, but sir, this condition should not be for women, because the majority of women do not know how to ride a bicycle. , advisers, pick federal ministers from their homes. Make a nice seat on the back of the bicycle so that they can sit back comfortably, just pray that no policeman will see you, otherwise you may face a challan for double riding. Yes, here is the solution to avoid it Put the flag of Pakistan in front of the bicycle, the ministry will be known and the simplicity will also be known.

The outlook report has said that the inflation will increase now but will decrease next year, now only time will tell whether the bull will hit sixes or the lion will roar. Time will tell who will get off this boat in the upcoming election, while the federal government has prepared a cheap petrol plan, the federal government has asked the provinces for the data of registered motorcycles. The question arises that how will the government take the data of the motorcycles that the robbers have, seeing their exploits, even the law is silent, when the testimonies of nobles are witnessed by them every day.

Funny thing, those who own poor 1000 cc or 650 cc cars have no plan, it’s not because a car is a car, it doesn’t matter whether it’s 15 lakhs or 20 crores. It does matter if the person driving a 650 cc car has become a motorcycle. Another news is that there is a possibility of 15 to 20 rupees reduction in petrol products per liter. There may be, on September 15th, there may be a dramatic drop in petrol prices and then the statement will be that the economy has been fully controlled.

We have erased the destruction caused by the previous government and put the country on the path of development. The lady minister was saying that it would be better to seat Ladley in the Prime Minister’s House. Bibi, it may be that during the October election, that lady is visiting the Prime Minister’s House and your colleagues are carrying things from there, wrapping up their regrets. It will have two benefits that the federal minister who was saying that the inflation will be reduced for the next year will be implemented and you will also sit at home well because you will also be tired of solving the problems of the nation. Now we are tired of writing for the nation that we are also a part of the nation. And 4 advisors are included.

Dear readers, try to understand the population of 22 crores and to solve their problems such a small cabinet work and to solve the problems a big cabinet is needed. It is a sign of busyness that our ministers do not have time to go to their constituencies and this process continues from Karachi to Khyber, so considering the busyness and hard work of the ministers, you have to keep a soft corner for these ministers. It is not known who will be at home in the coming election and who will meet whom.